missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

magoro:

kdwalbring:

The art of shaving Dick.

WHAT THE FUCK???

merakimaker:

shorm:

writeworld:

mightymur:

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active


(Found from FYCD.)

This is so perfect.

That’s how I remember!

merakimaker:

shorm:

writeworld:

mightymur:

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.

“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive

“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active

image

(Found from FYCD.)

This is so perfect.

That’s how I remember!

Talk to me bbys.

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly
i am king




hail tooly

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly

i am king

hail tooly

hotbritishguyspluscats:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

hotbritishguyspluscats:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

sayofthelivinganything:

It literally kills me when men think they know women’s fashion better than women