spicyshimmy:

parks and effectreation 

spicyshimmy:

raise your hand if you’re sad and tired and you wanna make out with a turian

spicyshimmy:

a series of photographs stored on commander shepard’s omnitool in a series titled ‘selfies with myselfie’ and it’s all shepard posing with shepard VIs around the citadel being increasingly weird

spicyshimmy:

"most people ok with driving in the mako" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person NOT ok with driving in the mako. commander shepard, who learned to drive in a cave & crashes over 10,000 makos each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

spicyshimmy:

first rule of fight club

  • let garrus vakarian win
  • this is his favorite spot on the citadel
  • there are no other rules of fight club

spicyshimmy:

okay but no matter how crummy father’s day makes you feel, just think about this: father’s day on the normandy will always be at least twenty times worse, and i think that’s beautiful

spicyshimmy:

commander-roseshepard:

sabreturrets:

i cant stop laughing at this mod holy shi t

I NEED THIS OMG

james vega riding actual grizzly bears through skyrim

he’s all ‘yo, i used to be a soldier like shepard, but then i took a reaper to the face

spicyshimmy:

nothing will ever be this good again

spicyshimmy:

mass effect 1: i was not prepared for some of my friends to die

mass effect 2: i was not prepared for myself to die

mass effect 3: i guess i should have been prepared for like everyone to die